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    Joe Legal Vs. Jose Illegal

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    FifthGear
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    Joe Legal Vs. Jose Illegal

    Post  FifthGear on Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:09 pm

    This was just sent to me and thought I would share.

    You have two families: "Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal". Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California.

    Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted.

    Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table".

    Ready? Now pay attention...

    Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00 per year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Joe Legal now has $31,231.00.

    Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or $31,200.00 per year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes. Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00.

    Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $24,031.00.

    Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.

    Joe Legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare. Joe Legal pays $500.00 per month for food, or $6,000.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $18,031.00.

    Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps and welfare. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.

    Joe Legal pays rent of $1,200.00 per month, or $14,400.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $9,631.00.

    Jose Illegal receives a $500.00 per month federal rent subsidy. Jose Illegal pays $500.00 per month, or $6,000.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $ 31,200.00.

    Joe Legal pays $200.00 per month, or $2,400.00 for insurance. Joe Legal now has $7,231.00.

    Jose Illegal says, "We don't need no stinkin' insurance!" and still has $31,200.00.

    Joe Legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, etc.

    Jose Illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, and what he sends out of the country every month.

    Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work.

    Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.

    Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school. Joe Legal pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get a government sponsored lunch. Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal's children go home.

    Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay.

    You see how this works now?


    If you vote for or support any politician that supports illegal aliens...

    You are part of the problem!

    It's way PAST time to take a stand for America and Americans!
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    Re: Joe Legal Vs. Jose Illegal

    Post  EVILashes on Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:59 pm

    nice bro, when u but it that way, i want to go stab jose illegal in the face with a kitchen knife, and then steal his flat screen.


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    Re: Joe Legal Vs. Jose Illegal

    Post  Guest on Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:59 am

    This problem will nvr go away cause how many americans really vote, all we do is bitch and complain about spics and sand people. But the gvrment really makes a shit load of money of the immigrants even tho we don't think they know about josen they know. Becareful shock is married to a mexican and half if her family are illegals but man can they keep are yard lookn good.
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    Re: Joe Legal Vs. Jose Illegal

    Post  FifthGear on Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:05 pm

    lol... I heard its fine to trust them with your lawn but definitally not you car. They would give it back to you all proud cause they installed shag carpeting, some 13in wheels, and a chrome chain steering wheel.
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    Re: Joe Legal Vs. Jose Illegal

    Post  kkrusher on Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:22 pm

    I have written emails to my congress and representatives on healthcare, the 9/11 terriorists in NY and about immigration reform. Each one of the dickbags are democrats and did not write back. Fuck our elected officials, they are cluesless pieces of shit!

    BTW.. my wife's step dad is a wetback also.


    RHMafia wrote:This problem will nvr go away cause how many americans really vote, all we do is bitch and complain about spics and sand people. But the gvrment really makes a shit load of money of the immigrants even tho we don't think they know about josen they know. Becareful shock is married to a mexican and half if her family are illegals but man can they keep are yard lookn good.

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    Re: Joe Legal Vs. Jose Illegal

    Post  Guest on Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:40 am

    Fifth don't forget about the dingleberry interior trim and the hangn dice. Krush sorry to hear about her step dad

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    Re: Joe Legal Vs. Jose Illegal

    Post  Guest on Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:22 pm

    look at the past our great ancestors were free to roam where ever they wanted. the cave men use to caravan across every state from country to country<shit we took this land from indianas and borders were established as a means of control. so if you look at it immigrants are as welcome here as americans.however i strongly disagree with the government the health care and the public housing. i mean some of the shit the government pulls is bull shit help your own survive befor the out siders we were born and raised here how the fuck can they come here work a year and retire with full benifits.
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    Re: Joe Legal Vs. Jose Illegal

    Post  EVILashes on Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:32 pm

    krusher!!! its because your a jew,,, sorry man. but democratics are CHRISTIAN. haha. and i am a ex-democrat now, because of this stupid fucking healthcare thing. at first i thought it was a goodthing, but then i got the eye of the jew, and came across some knowledge, sooo what im really trying to say is, im sorry for voting for the regime of the obamantion ..... my bad. but u have to admit, if you don't know shit about politics,(me) he can make you believe. haha
    im going to vote for rush limbaugh next time. haha


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    Re: Joe Legal Vs. Jose Illegal

    Post  Guest on Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:45 pm

    I 2nd the motion. Rush for prez. All in favor say i

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    Re: Joe Legal Vs. Jose Illegal

    Post  Guest on Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:47 am

    Everyone needs to think this thru. Let obama lead the country into the ground then let clitary become first female prez. And just wait for the whole country to really fall in the shitter. Then everyone will remember that blacky is good for crime and hoes are just dumb.

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